今天和小伙伴们分享《加菲猫》诙谐台词，一起来看看吧！

《GARFIELD加菲猫》

1. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.

钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。

3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.　　

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 。

9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

11. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

13. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。

14. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。

15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

16.Your future is built on your dream,so just keep sleeping for a while　

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。　

17.Today,i’m gonna do a push-up,push today,and up tomorrow.　

今天我要做俯卧撑！……今天先俯卧，明天再撑。

18.I really don’t wanna get up,especially when i sick,but i still gotta persist in eating

真不愿意起来，尤其我还病了，可我还得带病坚持吃饭。

19.I’ll never do anything bad to Ody anymore……maybe,,maybe not never you know.

今后我永远不做对不起欧迪的事，……也许，也许不是永远。　

20.Hush,never tell them i did something good,that will destroy my image.

嘘——千万不要告诉他们我做了好事，这会影响我的形象的！

21.Having a big belly is not awful, what awful is not having good stuff in　it.Or,no good food!

肚子大不可怕，可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。或者说，没有好吃的东西很可怕。　

22.I would like a star Xu. I do not really believe it, but in any case is free of charge, just like nciku, but there is no evidence that it is not working

我向星星许了个愿。我并不是真的相信它，但是反正也是免费的，就像N词酷一样，而且也没有证据证明它不灵

23.Every time I do not watch TV on the meal, and sometimes my dinner while watching the television side of life, some changes will increase the fun

我并不是每次吃完饭就看电视，有时我边吃饭边看电视，生活中有些改变会增加乐趣